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been lied to? Robbed? Misled? This is the place to fight back & learn your rights or get the best comprehensive service for about $1.90 a day!


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 Vertically Integrated,

bullshit free & the industry's lowest cost Credit Repair

Our company complies with & surpasses FEDERAL pricing guidelines for U.S. operating CRO's, We're the fastest too.


"This is what happens when Maxim magazine meets Credit repair. I love it!"-

Lisette H. R., Miami, Fl., Client since 2018

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George Washington... general, President, marijuana farmer... patriot and badass in his own right, continues our historic collection push ad series extolling the virtues of moral duty and its counterpart, happiness. We believe it, brother. Our site is a monument to no bullshit in commerce. Duh.

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Your life simplified

 in 3 steps,turbo fast 

We are unconventional, not solely on the way we express & market ourselves, but in our service above all. The following is a concise explanation of how we process your file into guaranteed results without long contracts and half your paycheck.

Consultation

We talk. We listen, we ask questions, we go into your history and see what, if anything can be (or should be done),

total cost to you $0.00

Contract & E-file

You read your rights, you read our CROA compliant contract, e-sign and we file with you over the phone. Confirmations begin to come into your email. You see them in real-time, and continue to see them in the coming hours, days, weeks, month-to-month. Cost to you: $59, $35 or $25 dollars upon confirmation. Period.

5 minute e-file, we don't draw out contracts with snail mail

3 Bureau multiple disputes, all inclusive

We file in all 3 credit monitoring bureau's, even in Equifax (which is temporarily shutdown to online stream since late 2017). If you have Credit Karma or Credit Sesame, you track our progress, if not, we recommend them as Stellar app's which are 100% free.

that's it. 30 to 45 days for results, often but not usual, in 7 days! (Each file is diffrent). We keep you in the loop 100%.

Total cost to you: Included

Refer A Friend

Already a raving client? Referrals work with us as well. Refer a friend and when they sign on, get $10.00 off one month of service.

Couples Pricing

Married, Common-Law, Life Partner. Whatever works for you, works with us. Existing clients wishing to add a significant other can do so, the price is just $25.

Coast Guard

Coast Guard personnel are now extended Military pricing. Due diligence applies to this, Please contact us for more information.

No hidden fees or extra costs, guaranteed.

Our clients love us. Our competitors... not so much.

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What our clients are saying about our results

...Thank you for your continued work in helping me to improve these scores. It is clearly working and I could not be more pleased. :)

Taja R. S. - Central Florida. Client since 2018

Been gouged? There's a site for that.

What our clients are saying about our results

...Crazy awesome!!! Thank you so much for holding my hand through this, it seemed too big and scary to do on my own​, I have had panic attacks thinking about it before, but now I am feeling good about it and get so excited when I see things improving in such a short amount of time.

Crystal Wren - Seattle WA, Client since 2018

we are a Credit Repair Organization Act compliant company

Commerce & Trade 15 U.S.C. chapter 41, sub-chapter II-A Credit Repair Organizations, Consumer Credit protection

to read the entire act including the disclosures which govern all Credit repair Organizations please click here.

Below are two free apps our clients need to get things done, fast.

Credit Karma or Credit Sesame is only part of the apps we recommend. With the above,  our clients can track our progress & their changes. With the ones below they can submit documents and transfer huge files in a jiffy. Say bye-bye to the old, drawn out, humorless, frustrating & expensive way forever.

 

Two examples of file transfer apps are Dropbox & Keepsafe

Everything we do is online & fast, this much we've covered. Oftentimes files may be too large for e-mails, direct transfer or Bluetooth. We use Dropbox to transfer documents & have begun to use Keepsafe to accommodate clients. Clients will need one of these apps, both are free from the play store.

Adobe PDF Scan

We also use Adobe PDF Scan to process anything into documents. Since it is the responsibility of our clients to keep us up to date with copies of official mail, affidavits and other papers. We use this app to screenshoot any document with a phone or tablet and to keep us up to date. Also free from the play store.

What our clients are saying about our website & features

...your website is very tongue-in-cheek and brazenly and unapologetically politically incorrect that the word colourful was the most agreeable term I could use.  I thought, I have to contact this company.

Marjon Monfared - Kansas City, MO, Visitor & Client since 2018

Been misled? There's a site for that.

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We put up with a lot of abuse. Not everything we do is immediately understood, or appreciated. We actually care about activism and people's rights, but in a world this consumed with money, we had to find a way to stand out. Here's to standing so far apart we can never be confused with anyone again. Cheers.


When we say we've grown, we mean we've GROWN. Here is a frame from our site map taken from a 1 hour window metric by city. (Including Hawaii but excluding military areas, Europe and Asia). We give each client personalized attention and are good listeners, so keep this in mind. We don't run a mill, this is an American advocacy group and as you can see, we almost blot out the U.S. continent. Whoa dude!

What you need to know before 4contacting us:

We handle a very large volume of calls daily and are currently looking at options for outsourcing to accommodate this growth, which has quite frankly overwhelmed us. Your business is important to us. If you get a voicemail, please leave a message. We will return the call same day if it is received before 4:00 pm EST. If you email us, we will respond within 24 hours.


We process over 100 clients a month and give each client personal attention and, maintain contact with email and text messages. Our services are performed online and our results are guaranteed. Thank you for your patience in this matter.


For those overseas inquiries: we are not currently operating in England. We are however researching the applicable laws with the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA), that would make this a possibility.

Lock & Alert Explained

Here goes the Lock&Alert intro videos from Equifax, which we highly recommend because its free.

Equifax's security breach climbs to 145 million +, Here's what you need to know.

In the parody game, anyone is fair game. This, however, is no laughing matter, and I should know, my information was compromised (euphemistic word for "stolen" in the biggest cyber shaft so far). Not only that, but multiple clients of ours, past and present, family, friends, contractors and even our mailman was affected. And this is only the beginning. The investigation is ongoing and heads are rolling. For a company that handles information on 220 million Americans, 145 million is a BIG deal. This on top of the 55 million people that already have errors which are not theirs. It's a devastating blow for this corporate giant and for every person involved.

Among the information taken were; names, social security numbers, addresses, financial information, banking and payment information, and dates of birth. Basically, all anyone would need to open multiple accounts in your name and go on wild shopping sprees from Qatar to Quebec, from New York to the Florida Keys. The effect of this, some experts say, will last between 10 and 20 years. And that's a conservative number.

Equifax has shut down it's portal and put up a site that allows you to check your information to see if you were affected. All links and instructions are provided below.

Steps to take:

1. Click on the following link, or copy and paste into your browser: https://www.equifaxsecurity2017.com


2. When the page loads, scroll down to: Am I impacted? click on the link and type in your last name and the last 6 digits of your social security number. Click on "check" and keep your fingers crossed. (It occurred to me that the scammers who took the info could do the same thing, but Equifax secured the site... No really.

3. A pop-up page will tell you if you were impacted. If you were, you will be prompted to enroll in a free 1-year protection monitoring system. And once you're done enrolling, an email will be sent to you from www.trustedid.com


4. Proceed to set up a security lock on your file, then go drink a Bombay Sapphire martini (shaken, not stirred) with a skewered onion garnish. And sit back to wait.

 (Our clients can skip straight to step 4 since we already enrolled them all.

A massive tort lawsuit is no doubt on its way. I'm not interested in the 20 cents I'll get after 6 years of painfully drawn-out litigation and the divvying up process between 145 million claimants, but if you are, you can research the matter online or wait for the postcard invite titled "for all similarly situated" I don't know what's worse, getting screwed by a hacker squad or by the lawyers which will get rich off of this one.

Those who don't think it's important to do anything about this to safeguard their accounts can expect a few charges somewhere down the line for a Bentley rental 8 months overdue and a room service bill to the Paris Ritz, complete with room service, mini bar, and escort charges. If you are the type to wait, you can send an email to your friendly neighborhood hackers that caused this whole mess, at:

webroughtacorporategiantt[email protected]upyours.com

Don't say we didn't warn you.

What our clients are saying about our website & features

Your site is easy to navigate and as brilliant as you.

Maria Fuentes - Colombus, GA. Client since 2018

Been scammed? There's a site for that.

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"Our competitors" ad, 2018 series.

Our competitors are pests, like most pests they are predictable. They work in shadows, eat crumbs and are generally not very lovable. We smash through them with pleasure, and we advise all visitors to do the same. Anyway new ad, 2018.

Funny & Relevant

Meet the FICO score

That strange little diagram up there is a broad explanatory breakdown of how the scoring system works. I say broad because no one can accurately predict how it will work except the people who developed it. Some FICO SAP certified people can tell you how they think it works, but only the fucking Fair Isaac Corporation knows. And the exact mathematical model they keep really tightly under wraps. Anyway, this is a broad view of what goes into the calculation and how more or less the equation results in your particular score.


Now, all scores are not the same, that's why every Credit Reporting Bureau has a different score. They each also use another method. What method? Their own private fucking method. And if all this analytical bullshit wasn't confusing enough already, they also have the Vantage score which is owned jointly by Experian, Equifax, and TransUnion. It's probably called vantage because their think tank believes it holds some Advantage, but who the hell knows.

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"Everybody promises low prices and fast service. We actually back it up."

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We are a Florida nonprofit organization

Chartered in 2017, our firm was officially established to provide services for low income and fixed income individuals nationwide. That's why when we say we'll beat anyone's pricing we mean it. Welcome to the new face of Credit Repair

What our clients are saying about our results

Like I said I'm gonna tell everyone I know about you guys and I know a lot of people. Word of mouth is always the best advertisement

Jonathan M. - Burbank, OK. Client since 2018

Serving regular people since 2014 with

Credit Repair, Advocacy & Results.

Credit Repair's #1 Transparent Choice

Does lowest cost Credit Repair actually matter? Ask a regular guy.

Only a regular person can know what it is to be a regular person. Regular people talk, regular. Think regular. Act regular. In this business, an image has taken hold: The fine upstanding stock photos of a corporate office, call center, business manager. The shiny plastic chairs and cheap aluminum desks reek of forced sincerity. The waxy smiling faces, the pitch, the wild claims, the silent plea of "give me your money, make MY life easy".—What a crock of shit.

The companies that do this are trying very hard to be professional, but they aren't authentic. Authenticity comes with risk, with perhaps not being well-liked, with the risk of losing money, business, but, not backing down when you know you are right. True professionalism comes with doing what you say you will do, how you say you will do it and not promising the things you can't deliver on.

Our business makes no false promises. We don't use sensationalistic wording. We don't make things more complicated than they really are. We are fair and we are diligent, but we also play pool, go surfing, host random bar-b-que's, tell dirty jokes and know what we can laugh at. This company is run by humans, who work for humans. To assist humans with their problems. We don't bullshit.

So a regular person understands this, and the ones who want the other types can go with the other types. Credit Repair is all we do, it's all we've done for a good while now. Our clients are happy, we are happy, collection agencies hate us, competitors fear us (but visit quite often). Mission accomplished.


Remember this site exists to present its visitors with a choice. With their rights unedited, in-interpreted and complete. We pull the mask off of what competitors say, we shine truth into the darkness of deceptive marketing. We don't compromise. We have no mercy for CROA & FCRA violators. This is just what we do, and we enjoy it.

We are the only Credit Repair out there doing this. Everyone else wants so desperately to be "corporate", they forgot how to be human.

I worked corporate for the majority of my life, but life is too short. My way cuts through the falsehoods and makes the journey easier, way less expensive and as comfortable as a day at the beach. I'm a regular guy, and this is my crazy, unconventional, non-corporate wanna b, bullshit free, American company. Enjoy.

- Antonio Armenteros

Don't get bullshitted!

Make an informed decision with YOU DECIDE

Keep America strong.

According to the Federal Trade Commission, 25% of Americans have errors on their credit report. Credit Reporting Bureaus monitor approximately 220,000,000 people so 25% is 55,000,000 people suffering from inaccuracies.  Creditors and Credit Reporting Bureaus make errors, find out if you have any. Don't let the car, truck or pimp mobile you want pass you by. With A Clean Slate, we make it easy to start over. 


Buy American.

The Consumer financial protection bureau has released new findings where 25% of Americans have errors on their credit file. Roughly 55,000,000 people!  Think of those numbers. for a moment.  55 million people being denied the opportunity to buy a house, get a new car, take out a much-needed loan to start a business or even get that job that happens to check your credit file. 55 million people being denied the American dream they work hard for. To me, that's a good enough reason to want to know. And if you are one of the unfortunate millions, we make fixing these errors a low-cost procedure with the fastest service nationwide.

No one will beat our service, our commitment or our guarantees.

With A Clean Slate, it's truly easy to start over.

We don't sell kits, complex packages or free information

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Sir. Winston Churchill was one tough dude

We are a small company serving a national market with the advocacy & transparency, because someone has to damnit. We have not only flipped the industry on its head, but we have fun doing it. Having the proper attitude is essential to tackling an industry full of assholes, cheats, liars and scam artists. Maybe after we mop this up, we'll go into politics... then again, maybe not.

Our marketing makes a point & statement

We don't take ourselves too serious, considering the state of affairs in the world today, it's probably a good idea. We know we are the best choice, by far. That said, a little humor can go a long way. We are unconventional, it's true. But our results are no laughing matter. Here are some samples of our brochures, flyers and magazine inserts.

Seen us around town? Our brochures are much more than marketing materials. We run full campaigns and parodies that make a humorous statement about credit and financial institutions, lending practices and social issues or lack thereof.
Some are corporate, some are parodies and some are, well, a bit beyond tongue in cheek. We provide them to our partners for free. Guaranteed to amuse, enlighten and maybe offend (oh well). They can be found at car dealerships, real estate and mortgage offices and everything in between.

Our parodies get great results. Nothing says don't tread on me like slamming major credit card companies, lending institutions and deceptive and misleading business practices. The truth is, we enjoy them. We enjoy designing them and we enjoy watching them disappear. If you have a good idea drop us a line and we may just put it on paper. Each run consists of about 2,000 so chances are good you'll have them available. We've said before and will say it again; Proudly pissing off collection agencies and our competitors since 2014. Told you we were different.

The Best Choice for Credit Repair in The United States of America

Proudly serving low/fixed income individuals, veterans & active military personnel

we do more to link our visitors to consumer protection organizations and provide more concise information than any competitor in the industry.

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A Clean Slate Credit Consultants Corporation operates in full compliance with all laws governing Credit Repair. The Federal Trade Commission is the best third-party source for consumer protection. Visit our Consumer Rights page for more information.

A Clean Slate Credit Consultants Corporation, a Florida non-profit organization operates in full compliance with all laws governing Credit Repair. As such we proudly link to The Attorney General of Florida's website and information on consumer protection.

To claim Veteran Status/Active Military Status fraudulently is a federal offense. We reserve all rights in the enforcement of this law as per our transparency.


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