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How one man's journey into credit repair became everyone's opportunity at A Clean Slate

My name is Antonio Armenteros, I own and operate A Clean Slate Credit Consultants Corp. Which is a Florida nonprofit entity. This doesn’t mean we do not make a profit, it does mean that we are not all profit.

I came to this enterprise when i had no interest in credit and did not keep up with my own. I believed wrongly that credit was not important when one has money. I went through My own version of what most of our clients do; errors, mixed file and debts wrongly attributed. I was taken by a confidence scam by an old lady (to the amusement of all who hear the story). I didn’t have help, I didn’t "know" anyone and I started from scratch.

My system worked for me, as a result of many long nights reading and many more days pulling my hair. I saw what worked, what didn’t and learned. When I was done, my credit files were now my own. Around this time I started doing the same for my family. Then, friends and then the inevitable co-workers. They were happy. I live in a close-knit community, and the people knew me. I never advertised. I didn’t own a webpage. I wasn’t incorporated. It was just me, doing my thing, and the cost was doable.

A client came to me and said, hey Incorporate. I was not interested.

In 2012 I founded a United Trade Guild and saw first hand what combat looks like from a corporate perspective. I saw mendacity, ugliness and naked power plays. I didn’t need that in my life again. No thanks. But the people kept saying it. There’s a market, go with it. And so I started seeing what was out there with competing companies. Here I encountered another education. Holy shit! what an education.

Each company works to gain, but one thing is business and another is bullshit. I saw a cornucopia of bullshit, a smorgasbord of bullshit. This was bullshit on tap! A veritable bullshit buffet (you get the idea). I saw outright lies, outright scams, outright thievery and not much being done about it. I saw oft repeated themes "buy a house!", "a car!", "your dream!", yada, yada. The same thing from every company. Little houses, smiling couples, little kids playing in yards, freshly mowed lawns, realtors with friendly helpful faces. I saw the bullshit façade.

As an executive and consultant with expertise in branding I saw what everyone was going for.;The American dream.

My American dream would involve two gorgeous women with prodigious breasts feeding me grapes in a hammock while a dog licks my toes, but this is just me. 


I saw what the message was.

"This can be you... but you gotta pay for it."

I saw the failing sites, the ones with promise, the shoddy ones and the ones built out by designers who didn’t learn from tutorials. I’m not against business (I am a business development expert) I am however, against bullshit. Always have been. So I studied the market, I studied the trends, I saw the errors. This is what I did my whole life, you see. I knew what to cover. I incorporated. I got my papers in order and I started building out the website in the most direct language I could. I speak to the human in us all. The human desire to not get screwed with, to not get robbed, toyed with, etc.

I saw the failure in advocacy and lack of transparency. I did something about both. I saw people talk from their blogs but between the preaching mightier than thou bullshit, realized no one really said much. I saw the phishing sites, the phony referral sites, saw how the big operators operate. Hmm, i thought to myself, I can change this shit up.

Today, our site has more advocacy and consumer activism than all our competitors combined. We link-out to the CFPB, FTC, FCRA, FACTA, FCBA, FCCA, Attorney General and a shit load of other websites. We promote transparency with racy ads and funny themes (we think it’s funny, most clients do too).

We don’t care how you do what you do, but just know your rights, know your options. DIY, pay a service, hideout from collectors... whatever works for you and makes you happy, we are happy for you.

We get hate mail, threats, trolls on Google and on Credit Karma Community, we get bombarded by visits from competitors and some even copy us. We get this because we Don’t give a shit. Our mentality is a no prisoners mentality. We don't play the rigged game. We don’t swill hooch at the end of a work day with competitors. This is a street fight, and in a street fight, only one walks away victorious. We want all consumers to walk away victorious. We aren’t your average company, at all! If we were we’d lie and kiss ass. We’d give you the corporate wanna be euphemistic resume language which is horseshit anyway and never authentic. We are not federally funded, no one gives us grants, we bust our hump in the real world and give real results.

Enemies? Every person who goes against the grain will have some. Ours are chicken shit, powder puffs. Not worthy of mention. Competitors? Not in our universe. Bullshit artists? Quite a few, bitch-slapped daily. Trolls? Yep, we get those too. We don’t advertise but with a standing average of 600 visits a month from THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES and Hawaii, Alaska and military bases in Afghanistan, something must be making an impact.

This is my strange company, my in your face response to all who bullshit and a one place solution to all who have been wronged. On the main page, the links to forms that assist in the filing of federal complaints. Who in their right mind would do this if it was bullshit? Hello?, Earth to Uranus??!

Visit, kick the proverbial tires, read up, suggest questions for our boards, follow the links to your rights. Read up. Learn. Laugh. Do not despair. If you have a question, ask it. If we don’t know the answer we will tell you so. Be patient, we call everyone back (even people we can’t help).

Thank you for your visit, for your time and patronage. Thank you to all those who suggested ads, who promote us here and there and spread the word. The only American dream I can give you is this one: a no bullshit company with the audacity to say what others won’t say, even if it is unpopular or politically incorrect, even if it costs us business.

We aren’t your average fucking nonprofit.

Antonio Armenteros,

Founder & Chairman

A Clean Slate Credit Consultants Corp. Of Florida

[email protected]

Unorthodox solutions that don't require magic

No need for the voodoo dolls, encantations or ritual chanting (unless you have a jerky boss, then chant away). We are an unorthodox bunch of guys (and girls), but we like it this way. Unlike the rest, we don't care if you stay or go, we just want people to know their rights.

A company gone rogue, operated by 3 unconventional geniuses

Founded by Antonio Armenteros; a self-taught businessman, expert copywriter and "genius" conceptual business developer, "the company" as they call it is also operated by two other people who, while they prefer to stay in the background, actually serve as architects of guerilla marketing, editing, random musings and legal matters.

Marketing media guru: (insert name here) actually it's this man who is responsible for the multiple flaggings of test ads and advisor who comes up with ideas on which parodies to run between bong hits. This man (he is a man) was born in the hippie era, so pot is ok, and beer must be moderated. Worked as a computer engineer for a fortune 500 before liquidating his stock and going on his own. Ads don't need his approval but most matters that the company looks into, do.

The last member of the team is a woman (let's call her the censor), Now, before you say she's not doing her job, imagine all the ads that she managed to talk these two out of. The donkey ad: which advised college students to produce their own "donkey" show instead of taking a road trip to Tijuana, where they ran the risk of being kidnapped. That ad featured a donkey and a half-naked woman with a Mexican sombrero. Imagine the outrage of that.

What about the dancing sausages; geared towards anti-homosexual slander, insinuating that male bonding could be interpreted as "queer" especially where no women were present.


What about the one with the midget male stripper; insinuating that no one should be short on cash when good credit is at play. (The little people's lobby would have shit themselves with outrage) She has done her job and continues to do it. Look what she's up against. Do you really think she'll put her name up here? She's 70 years old. Give her a break.

The company prides itself on being unconventional, and yes, it does go a bit overboard at times. But the good must also be recognized. We provide more unadulterated consumer laws, links, and advocacy than anyone. We link to government agencies and provide the direct access to anyone wishing to file a complaint against anyone who has stolen or otherwise scammed them. We are backed up by 2 solid guarantees; lowest cost and full money back. We have started a trend where low-income individuals, the disabled, veterans and military personnel are treated as 1st class citizens, not 3rd rate ones. We provide advertising space to the Ad Council, promote LGBT & GLAAD initiatives and back up what we say with action. So what if a few ads are a bit over the line? It could be worse. We could have pictured Kim Kardashian and that douche bag Kanye West. That would be truly tasteless.

While there are other companies/entities operating with names similar to ours, not one of them operates on our platform, with our model or offer our guarantees. No other company links their visitors to more consumer protection agencies, has a more accurate listing of government links & unadulterated information. When you think A Clean Slate, remember the Florida company that's changing the face of credit repair, nationwide.

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